Mennesket er indrettet ret ondt ;-)
Så derfor har jeg tænkt mig at lave de her 'FML illustrationer', så I kan få et godt grin!
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt.
She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FM |
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| Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML |
